Dorkamania
He’s a trainspotter, hes an anorak
He’s a nerd, you’ve heard the word, a dork, a maniac
He’s a prat, hes a geek, a freak, he’s one o’those
Squarest tassers in the street, n’ everybody knows
Dorkamania, he’s goininsania
I never met a moron who is more mundania
Dorkamania, he’s gotta be brainia
But what’s he gonna do when he gets there
Coz it’s all dorkamania
In Ornithology, he’s got a PHD
He’s a master, bater, taken to the 1st degree
Grand world class chess champions, the wally worships these
He’s a bore, I’ve said before, and we all agree
Dorkamania, he’s goininsania
I never met a moron who is more mundania
Dorkamania
Dorkamania
Dorkamania
We’ve never met a bloke so dull
So the silly sad get’s surfin’ on the internet
He’s out to find arsehole mate, he’s found nobody yet
Is there anybody out there, that will be my pal?
I don’t need a nutter, just somebody abnormal
Dorkamania, he’s goininsania
I never met a moron who is more mundania
Dorkamania, he’s gotta be brainia
But what’s he gonna do when he gets there
Coz it’s all dorkamania
Dorkamania
Dorkamania
Dorkamania
Dorkamania
